Pre-Op Date Night

Dearest Kid,

I understand it's important not to get sick before surgery, but if you wear a face-bandana to the bookstore, then I'm going to wear a ski mask.

Sincerely yours,


  1. Get a gas mask and speak like Rorschach.

  2. Thanks two headed ladies!
    I am a major supporter of the Siamese twin community by the way.
    Also, Ish, I once dated a girl that I required a gas mask for, I told you this story, I can send it your way buddy, haha.


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