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Hey, It's Friday

It is the one day of the week where stating repeatedly what day of the week it is serves as a sufficient response to pretty much everything. You can tell people the day of the week in a revelationary and excited tone, like as a response to a greeting or even just a reminder to other people about how retarded you're going to act later tonight. I shall give you illuminous examples now:
  • Walking in to work, as a general announcement: "WHOO IT'S FRIDAY!" (but don't smack your coworkers' ass, that's going too far)
  • On everyone's Facebook: "yay it's Friday, can't wait to get my party on." (or some such "cool" synonymous term, as clearly I don't "get my party on" much)
  • When asked how you are: "dude, it's Friday."
  • When asked how you feel, as it looks like your body is stiff and sore: "f*ck you, it's Friday."
  • Getting home from work: "where's my brewsky, it's Friday!" 
  • When asked why the hell you seriously just said that: "well you do look like you stepped into a wind tunnel. But...it's Friday?"
  • On being arrested after all those brewskys: "BUT IT'S FRIDAY!"