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Just Because

Sometimes saying "fuck you" to inanimate objects is a really good outlet.

10 comments:

  1. Our apartment needs more outlets. Fuck them.

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  2. Fuck them with a paper clip. It's fun.

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  3. http://crafty-things.com/electrocution_Cat.jpg

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  4. Fuck outlet covers
    Fuck baby gates
    Fuck side mirrors on cars
    Fuck garage doors
    Fuck remotes
    Fuck bathroom toilet seats

    AM

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  5. I have no interest in fucking a toilet seat. Just saying.

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  6. Kid, I suspect that fucking a toilet seat would:

    a) take a long time
    b) not feel like much (that's a big hole!)
    c) be dirty


    AM - I hate outlet covers, they should be used in torture chambers for ripping people's fingernails off. :|

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  7. Unfortunately, toilet seats have become a real pain in the ass (not literally) with a little boy in the house (do you hear me on that one Sassy?)

    AM

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  8. Speaking of toilet seats and pains in asses....
    don't you hate it when you sit on the toilet for too long, then you have the giant red circle imprinted on your ass and back of the legs?

    ....or is that just me? o.O

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  9. Can kids actually drown in the toilet?
    I've been trying to set that up for years....

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  10. Hey lookit me, I'm commenting on a 2 and a half year old blog post. It's like I'm being a blog ghost for Halloween.

    This shit was fucking hilarious. Bronx, I know you don't drown cats. You put monocles on them and make them speak in English accents.

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