What Is Love? Let's Ask The 90s

What is love? If you ask me, love comes down to trust and respect, which are earned and given, choices we make daily. Most importantly, trust doesn’t mean never having questions, it means knowing that there’s an answer and it’s only a question away.

On the other hand, if you watched this video you'd think it has something to do with mandarin collars, capes, and leopard print leotards. Egads, I couldn't watch the whole thing.  Can you?


  1. As soon as I read the title, I immediately said "baby don't hurt me....".
    Is everyone of our age (The 18 year old crowd, wink wink) brainwashed by the 80's and 90's?
    Let's test it:

    Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner,
    Sometimes I feel like my only friend is....?

    If you finish the lyrics, then my theory is correct, we're robots.

    Also, love is a miserable pile o secrets.
    Now wait, that's what a man is.
    Castlevania didn't teach me this, so I don't know, sorry.

  2. The city I liiiiive in,
    The city of Aaaaaangels,
    Lonely as I am,
    Now that is a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie

    For some reason, I remember singing that to my mom's boss' wife in her living room (around 7th grade?), because the music video came on the TV. She was pretty traumatized by the whole incident.

  3. I never DID get the lyrics right, either.

  4. Bonx, I did the same thing!?!?! We are brainwashed! SHIT. Does this mean my daughters are going to be singing:

    California girls
    Daisy dukes
    bikinis on top

    In like 10 years?

    FFFFF, I don't want them thinking they can melt some guys popsicle!?!? That's it, no more pop music in my house.

  5. "FFFFF"?
    Is that supposed to be "fuuuuck"?
    I'm curious, because I find someone censoring herself on our blog humorous.

  6. ok, we're going on day 2 of "What is love? Baby don't hurt me..." Would you please pick something enjoyable and help a sister out? It's like my own personal prison...in my head!

  7. @Kid. Honestly was not truly a sensor just another way of saying a fav word...FUCK. But if you prefer that I pronounce each expletive properly I surly can do that!

  8. Shit, we are so brainwashed, I keep singing these damn songs....
    You guys suck!


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