I think it's because I fascinate you. Allow me to explain my theory: in your infinite wisdom and patience, you've begun to see through the absurdity, the silliness, the goofiness, the incredible good looks, the charm...and you realized, sweetie...
You'll have to wait a sec, I can't think of anything funny back to that one. Yet. I'm distracted, hoping you're not serious because the couch is leather and I hate that sticky leather-peeling-from-your-drooly-face-in-the-morning feeling. You know?
How did I end up with you again?
ReplyDeleteI think it's because I fascinate you. Allow me to explain my theory: in your infinite wisdom and patience, you've begun to see through the absurdity, the silliness, the goofiness, the incredible good looks, the charm...and you realized, sweetie...
ReplyDeleteI'm smarter than you.
Tell me tomorrow how the couch feels after sleeping on it.
ReplyDeleteYou'll have to wait a sec, I can't think of anything funny back to that one. Yet.
ReplyDeleteI'm distracted, hoping you're not serious because the couch is leather and I hate that sticky leather-peeling-from-your-drooly-face-in-the-morning feeling. You know?
There is no flat surface known to man that has not felt the wrath of your sleep-drool.
ReplyDeleteI've never drooled on a unicorn.
ReplyDelete(Even the flat parts.)
Yes, we have a unicorn here at our house aptly named "Uni". She sleeps in Sabrina's room and I do believe she has been drooled on.
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