I'm just pleased as punch, folks: we're about to be gifted with a Thomas Transistor electric organ (by some incredibly generous and awesome pals from our college days). I feel extremely lucky and smug about this, although I've done nothing special to deserve it. With this addition to our small arsenal of odd (read: badass) instruments, I believe all hell will finally break loose, or at least I will stop knocking Kid's electric guitar out of tune while he's at work. (Maybe.)
This baby needs a name, so help us out in the comments. If we use yours, we'll make fun of you for a whole day - for FREE.
This baby needs a name, so help us out in the comments. If we use yours, we'll make fun of you for a whole day - for FREE.
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You should consider changing your name from Sassy to Ass.
ReplyDeleteI'll go with Assy since I'm a girl, and it's more feminine, which is important.
ReplyDeleteMake a poll once you obtain the organ, Sassy Assy.
ReplyDeleteDon't be silly, Mr. I-have-to-be-logical-and-rational-all-the-time. Pffft.
ReplyDeleteWow, who robbed a church?
ReplyDeleteI'm not a fan of that thing, but if I wanted to summon Lucifer, I guess it's the easiest way to annoy him.
Ok, so there's one vote for "Lucifer".
ReplyDeleteI'm pleased as punch to announce my intention to punch you or anyone else nearby in response to space considerations to accommodate a new form of noise in my otherwise quiet home.
ReplyDeleteA nice Stripper pole could have filled that little corner a lot easier.
ReplyDeleteBut you only visit every few years? You'd never get to use it. Shame.
ReplyDeleteThe stripper pole can't happen right now because Sassy's tired of my strip teases.
ReplyDeleteWell, you're probably dancing on a table, that's where you eat!
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm far too fat for any modern Stripper pole to support me, might need a stripper Rod or something stronger.
What's stronger than a rod?
Insert witty penis joke here:
I'll leave the penis jokes to you two. I'm busy thinking about unicorns and rainbows right now, thank you very much.
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