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Furthermore...

...it is generally not calming to tell someone going into surgery the following day, "my, you're an odd duck!" just because that someone has had more surgeries than fingers and a preexisting non-genetic medical disorder of unknown causation. Where's my lollypop, nurselady?

2 comments:

  1. Can I punch her? I'll run after, she'll never know who did it.

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  2. You should have told her that she hurt your feelings and that your heart feels heavy.
    Or murder.
    Murder works.

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