I do not like doing my billing for last weeks' time. Why, you ask? Because I don't remember everything I did last week. What to do now, you ask? Now I must go piece it back together, like Sherlock Holmes going through my Outlook 'Sent' folder.

I do this every week...and have been for 3 + years.

Why don't I ever learn to do this on a daily basis, you ask? That's a good question, smartypants. I ask you this: who wants to do something that sucks every day, when you could do something that sucks once a week?  Mmm-hmm. My logic is flawed, but brilliantly so.


  1. I actually think it is sound logic.

  2. I tried to find the Like button under your comment, but this isn't Facebook. Der.

  3. And I just want to add that I'm relieved you find my logic sound. There is order in the Universe once again. Also, someone peed on your pillow today and you're still in a good mood. My hero. :)

  4. I don't even know when payday is.


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