It's Saturday, So...

Know what that means?

90% chance of going to this place.

1. Sassy will be making an extra two cups of coffee. Because how better to celebrate your relaxing day off than with more caffeine?

2. Although Kid will be showered and dressed before coming out to the living room, Sassy will be wearing Kid's t-shirt and leggings until noon unless he takes her out to breakfast first.

3. Sassy will try (at some point in the day) to paint, color, cook, re-hang, or re-design something in the apartment, and she will want to talk about it the whole time. Kid will be playing video games, Words with Friends, chess, and/or all of the above, while rollicking in and amongst Sassy's incessant chatter. To Sassy and the kiddo's delight, he will yell, "I'M KICKING A CHICKEN!" at least three times while playing Fable.

4. Kid and Sassy will each consider doing the laundry at some point during the day, then will come up with solid, perfectly logical reasons not to do it. Unless one of them is out of clean underwear.

5. The Ishes will probably go to a bookstore, or at least talk about going to one.

6. Around 10am, Sassy will begin pestering Kid about what he wants for dinner. Nobody knows why she does this, not even her.

7. Sassy will fret about needing to refill the hummingbird feeder because they're either starving or going to attack out of spite. The problem is she insisted on buying the cheapest feeder and it dumps copious amounts of sticky red goo EVERYWHERE if you so much as breathe next to the thing; she also hung it 5 feet overhead, on the patio. 

8.  Lastly, you can be assured that any given day of the week the Ishes will be playing YouTube videos at random throughout the day, while singing, wrestling, or head-banging. If Kid (or especially the kiddo) gets first pick, you can bet it'll be this one. Enjoy...!