What does inFAQ mean?
inFrequently Asked Questions. Sassy thinks she's pretty clever for thinking of that one.
How old is this blog anyway?
We started in the summer of 2010 then it petered off by spring of 2011. Our conversations at home became so immensely amazing that we stopped writing them down, out of sheer exhaustion. Awsomexhaustion. That almost looks like it's hiding the word "sex" but it's not.
Who ARE you people?
"Kid Ish" and "Sassy Sap." We met in college, reconnected 13 years later, decided to make an awesome website in which we expound upon the greatness of our intellects and generally make fun of everyone decidedly "not us," fell in love completely on accident, and finally got around to said website approximately seven months later, after certain things two people do when in love are thoroughly discussed, explored, and then toasted to and probably imbibed too much to as well.
It's our HTML baby, folks. -Sassy
She chose the phrasing "HTML baby" without my consent. -Ish
Does this baby keep you up at night?
Only in the best way. Figure that out for yourself.
Why do you curse so much? We don't curse ALL the time. Except Kid Ish really does. Sassy is a professional. She likes to say this, often. It makes her feel better about the fact that saying "f--k" still makes her giggle. (Whatever.) Kid Ish is a part-time pirate who interned on a sailboat and hasn't a professional f--king bone in his body. On our website, grownups are allowed to use grownup words. If that bothers you, you might not like to read our posts...but the hope is that it doesn't bother you.
We're not trying to offend; we mean no harm, promise.
Well...except I don't give two flying fucking shits if I offend. If someone is offended reading words with no inherent moral meaning except as they are arbitrarily defined by a collective consciousness, the same one that said genocide was also a pretty damn good idea in various situations, chances are I strongly dislike you anyway and wouldn't think twice about your level of relative offense. But really, I don't type swear words as often as I say them, so this was mostly meant to offend you.
Or: We can't say these words around the kiddo. Give us a break. What's this blog for?
We crack ourselves up.
Why do you guys think you're so awesome?
Because we are. Duh, that's logical.
Are you crazy?
Define "crazy". Remember that crazy is subjective, and what you think of as crazy, insane, or otherwise offensive may be perfectly acceptable to another person, depending on their life, experience, and perspective. That said, yes, probably.
Gosh, you guys are great. I'm so glad I found this website.
Aww, I'm glad. That's sweet. Thank you.
Fuck you. With love.
