tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7326660195793562943.post6447866920597738685..comments2023-03-26T01:07:22.986-07:00Comments on We Are Pretendtious: It's Saturday, So...Sassy Saphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12394060450349720207noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7326660195793562943.post-57745155499597807202010-10-11T17:35:04.414-07:002010-10-11T17:35:04.414-07:00Um, now I have to sit out there with a BB gun to p...Um, now I have to sit out there with a BB gun to protect the birds FROM YOU EVIL BEASTS.<br /><br />...now where the hell did I put my flying umbrella...?Sassy Saphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12394060450349720207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7326660195793562943.post-3928783001492941572010-10-11T17:28:40.015-07:002010-10-11T17:28:40.015-07:00Pfft, everyone knows you have to kill birds in pai...Pfft, everyone knows you have to kill birds in pairs if you want to make proper sacrifice. That's the best way to gain their soul power and reap the reward.<br />1. Bird feeder<br />2. Turned bird feeder DEATH MACHINE WITH TWO CHAMBERS<br />3. ????<br />4. PROFITKid Ishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12842747694323721500noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7326660195793562943.post-73885360732862894602010-10-11T17:16:08.117-07:002010-10-11T17:16:08.117-07:00Ummmm... the problem here is that you actually try...Ummmm... the problem here is that you actually try to find the birds. If you set up a bird trap that would immediately end the life of those feathered creatures of hell, then you would only have dead birds to clean up and not red goo. Stop feeding them, Mary Poppins.<br />You are welcome.jmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00300876551914853931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7326660195793562943.post-18357635029972785172010-10-11T17:00:34.496-07:002010-10-11T17:00:34.496-07:00Target is like the disco for responsible adults.
I...Target is like the disco for responsible adults.<br />It's just a big ball of fun.<br />Right?<br /><br />Right??Bronxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12953923668989830130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7326660195793562943.post-274616816552261222010-10-11T14:33:41.846-07:002010-10-11T14:33:41.846-07:00AS IF I ever turn down a chance to go to Target.AS IF I ever turn down a chance to go to Target.Sassy Saphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12394060450349720207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7326660195793562943.post-77738711418242908512010-10-11T14:16:14.099-07:002010-10-11T14:16:14.099-07:00I ended up doing a Target run by myself. I was fou...I ended up doing a Target run by myself. I was found this morning by Fullerton police.Kid Ishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12842747694323721500noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7326660195793562943.post-49924107994309533872010-10-11T14:14:23.561-07:002010-10-11T14:14:23.561-07:00Why is it that us old folks fucking LOVE departmen...Why is it that us old folks fucking LOVE department store shopping anyway?<br />Seriously, how many times can we buy a jug of tide or some god damned curtains?<br />Which reminds me, there wasn't much talk about department store shopping in this post, which misled me, and I now hate you both.Bronxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12953923668989830130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7326660195793562943.post-90236707498048866612010-10-10T20:44:42.419-07:002010-10-10T20:44:42.419-07:00I assume that you not only know every fucking word...I assume that you not only know every fucking word of this song but also EVERY move.<br /><br /><br />Where can I find one of those Leia Headbands?Anniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07384437429434126716noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7326660195793562943.post-90540207760804405102010-10-09T16:02:23.955-07:002010-10-09T16:02:23.955-07:009. Kid will watch four hockey games at once and wi...9. Kid will watch four hockey games at once and will still find time to bitch about Anaheim's play.Kid Ishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12842747694323721500noreply@blogger.com